by Newfyjohn
(to be sung to the tune of Elton John's "Your Song.")

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It's a little bit runny...
This old prong of mine...
I caught gonorrhea
On some fine southern isle

I don't have much money but
Boy, if I did
I'd find a new lover
Your prong gives me pain and I
just can't recover...

If I was a surgeon
but then again, no
I'd have to pay Jack for a
Fine lusty blow
I know it's not much
But it's the rest I won't do:
Rimming and licking and
swiming in goo

So can I tell everybody
What's wrong with your prong?
I might be quite simple but
I've never seen one that long
I'll show your friends mine, I'll show your friends mine
If it's the last thing I do
Your prong is the biggest dick
From here to Timbuctoo

I sat in the scuppers and I
scraped off some sores
I really wish you'd stay away from
all those whores
I know they're quite fine but
This problem I knew
Your prong's now so long it
Fits in your shoe

So excuse me for leaving
I'm shipping to Wales
I'm packing my dunnage and
Unfurling my sails
I hope you'll forget me when you're
Climbing the yard
Your prong is the finest one and
It's oh-so-hard

So you can tell everybody
I've said goodbye
I'm staying in bed now
I need a good lie (lay?)
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
If I bid you adieu
You've contaminated me from
Cock to arsehole....

THE END

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