by Captain Pugwash & Chris

FEEDBACK to Captain Pugwash

There was a young sailor named Archie,
Who sailed on a ship to Karachi;
He made such a hit,
Did this shy English wit,
That he's now wearing suits by Versace.

And beneath his Versace fashion,
Archie conceals his passion
By wearing a thong
That cups him day long
And caresses his generous ration!

THE END

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