by Chris
by Chris
Rubber Dickie, you're the one,
You make shag-time so much fun!
Rubber Dickie, I'm awfully fond of you --
Oh -oh -oh eee-oh!
Rubber Dickie, you elate --
When inside me, you vibrate!
Rubber Dickie, you're my favourite toy, it's true!
Do me, do me, do me, Do!
Everyday when I
Start to ache for a trick --ee!
I find my little fella who's
Ribbed and tipped and thick -- Whee!
Shove it in Dickie!
Rubber Dickie, you're first class
You fit snugly in my ass,
Rubber Dickie, I'm more than fond of you!
This show has been brought to you by the letter X and the number 3.
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