The Zine Ed frowned: "This shall not pass!
In Britain we say *arse*, not *ass*!
Though balking not at sodomy,
It's all a question of degree.
Brawny, sweaty, muscled men
All at it with the strength of ten...
Naughty games and B&D...
Romance, lust and lechery...
Like buggery and oral sex,
All very welcome in one's text!
But while the English love their pets,
There is one thing this fan rejects...
Please, don't use "ass" instead of "arse",
And the erotic turn to farce.
We want no hint, you must agree,
Of liking bestiality!"