by Chris

I get my jollies from the Indyboys
Just give me a couple as personal toys
That would be my joy of joys --
'Cept the dirty laundry!

Well, I love dearest Ioan, he's cute as a pup
My blood starts thrumming, and I want to tup
I just become all wound up
I get dirty laundry!

Lick 'em 'til they're up
Suck 'em 'til they're down
Lick 'em 'til they're up
Suck 'em 'til they're down
Lick 'em 'til they're up
Suck 'em 'til they're down
Tease 'em 'til they're stiff
Lick 'em all around!

Then there's curly headed Sammy, he makes me swoon
His voice makes me tremble, his body makes me croon
. . .Think I need another room
For my dirty laundry!

Where's our delectable Jamie?
Do you hear my plea?
Come here Bamber baby, and set my libido free
Show the Grrls your buff body
Make more dirty laundry

Robert is so lovely, he's one versatile man
He inspires me to drool and lust all I can
Lusting gets out of hand
Leaves me dirty laundry

Lick 'em 'til they're up
Suck 'em 'til they're down
Lick 'em 'til they're up
Suck 'em 'til they're down
Lick 'em 'til they're up
Suck 'em 'til they're down
Tease 'em 'til they're stiff
Lick 'em all around!

Sexy little daydreams
Sensual little sighs
I got my dirty little mind in everybody's flies
I want to know their real life size --
For my dirty laundry

And so I write fan fiction
And I fantasize --
All this internet surfing is hard on the eyes!
But for all that hear my cries:
Give me dirty laundry!

THE END

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