by Newfyjohn
(to be sung to the tune of "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John)
by Newfyjohn
(to be sung to the tune of "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John)
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When am I gonna get hard?
My cock is softer than lard...
I should have stayed in his bed
I should be there, fucking with Ned.
He thinks he can't hold me forever
I joined this man's Navy for him
I love to lick him and suck him all over
Who cares if it's a sin???
Chorus:
Ahhhhhhhhhh....Ahhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhh
So goodbye, rigid cock groans
Goodbye to Ned's throaty moans
He can't hold me in his cabin
My cock's as hard as a bone
I'm going back to my middie berth
Down in the gloom
Fucking and sucking all night
I've finally decided I'll never hear
My captain's rigid cock groans.
THE END
