by Chris
by Chris
"Your attention, please! There has been a technical problem with one of
the instruments, so ladies, we ask your patience. While we wait, one of
the performs has agreed to present for you a solo, with the house
musicians backing him up. So, let the show begin!!!"
A darkened stage, with a single stool in the middle. A soft light
begins to glow, and a person walks slowly to the stool. Softly, the
music begins in the background, as the person sits. As the person
begins to sing, a spotlight starts to shine, first lighting his hair
into a glowing nimbus around his head. The light widens, so by the end
of the song, his whole body is visible. He is dressed as he was in the
Spanish prison, with the same wan look and aching in his manner and
voice. But, there is a tone of hope by the end of the song. . .
Horatio
(Fernando)
Can you feel my skin, Horatio?
I remember long ago another steamy night like this --
In the Middies' berth, Horatio
We would play and tease each other as we learned to love as men!
I would lie beside you --
Dreaming of a day when we'd be free to love again!
We would kiss there, my Horatio
Ev'ry touch of lips a lifetime whilst we would play and dally
I was so in love, Horatio --
We were inexperienced but we were not ashamed to try
We together found our way:
And all our new-found skills we would most lovingly ply.
There was magic in our berth at night,
Our love so right, Horatio!
Our encounters must be destiny
For you and me, Horatio:
Though the wide sea our paths part, my dear
I'll never fret --
We will find each other's arms again
My life, my love, Horatio!
We will find each other's arms again
My life, my love, Horatio!
We've had years now, my Horatio
When we haven't seen each other for my cru-el-lest of fates!
Can you feel me still, Horatio?
Do you still recall the blissful nights we spent as truest mates?
I can feel you in my heart --
oh! - how the great di-vide between us sorely grates. . .
There was magic in our berth at night,
Our love so right, Horatio!
Our encounters must be destiny
For you and me, Horatio:
Though the wide sea our paths part, my dear
I'll never fret --
We will find each other's arms again
My life, my love, Horatio!
(repeat)
As the applause continues, the lights fade out and the curtain drops.
"And now, the group is ready! Frolixers, we present: FrABBA!!!!!"
(author's aside: dedicated to Angela and JennyB, who didn't think I was
insane when I first mentioned it <GGG>)
When the curtain rises, the instruments are all set up, and the air of
expectancy rises. Suddenly, four figures dash on stage: the
distinguished older man heads for the piano, a dashing blond with curls
picks up the guitar, and the two youngest, one with brunette curls and
the other with golden locks find their places at the microphones centre
stage. A rollicking backbeat starts, and the room is energized by the
music that pours forth. The gorgeous blond in red takes the lead vocals
and the crowd sings along.
Does Your Captain Know
Sung by Edrington
(Does Your Mother Know)
You're so hot, teasing me
Dressed in blue, but I can't make mistakes on a man like you
You belong to Pel-lew!
Pouty lips, muscled thighs
I can lust for your body but I will ne'er make you mine
I can't cross that line!
Well I can jest with you maybe
Share a little sherry
Does your Cap'n know that you're out?
And I can flirt with you, laddie
If we find a settee
Does your Cap'n know that you're out?
It gets hotter
As our passions rise
We must halt this flow
Does your Cap'n know?
It gets hotter
But we must say no
You are not for me
Did your Cap'n see?
I can see in your eyes
Passion burning for me and though I feel exactly the same
I will not tarnish my name
You flirt and taunt with all your smiles
And I know better than to succumb to your heav'n'ly wi-les
But boy you're making me wild!
Well I can jest with you maybe
Share a little sherry
Does your Cap'n know that you're out?
And I can flirt with you, laddie
If we find a settee
Does your Cap'n know that you're out?
It gets hotter
As our passions rise
We must halt this flow
Does your Cap'n know?
It gets hotter
But we must say no
You are not for me
Did your Cap'n see?
Well I can jest with you maybe
Share a little sherry
Does your Cap'n know that you're out?
And I can flirt with you, laddie
If we find a settee
Does your Cap'n know that you're out?
(repeat 2X, fade)
When the shouts and clapping die down, the groups begins the next song.
The two younger men, in blue uniforms, but with flowing silver capes
over them <GGG> grab their mikes and move down stage. They face the
audience to sing the choruses, but they turn and stand back to back as
they sing the verses. At the end of the sing, they move to stand one on
either side of the guitarist, and they each give him a kiss (he is
visibly pleased!)
Edrington
(Waterloo)
My, my, for Edrington, our bodies we'd surrender
Oh yeah, and we would plan to shag him all the night and all the day
The mystery man in the red
Can seduce ev'ry man's head --
Edrington - handsomest man on the battlefield
Edrington - evoking lust to which men must yield
Edrington - Worthy of inter'st from all the Ton!
Edrington - Horniest after the fight's been won -
Woh, oh, oh, oh!
Edrington - OH! how we want to have Edrington
My. my, his lordship is most virile, an awesome lover!
Oh yeah, his body makes us burn with an unquenchable desire
The focus of masculine eyes
The Earl provokes many deep sighs!
Edrington - handsomest man on the battlefield
Edrington - evoking lust to which men must yield
Edrington - Worthy of inter'st from all the Ton!
Edrington - Horniest after the fight's been won -
Woh, oh, oh, oh!
Edrington - OH! how we want to have Edrington
The focus of masculine eyes
The Earl provokes many deep sighs!
Edrington - Worthy of inter'st from all the Ton!
Edrington - Horniest after the fight's been won -
Woh, oh, oh, oh!
Edrington - OH! how we want to have Edrington!
The singers resume their places and the music begins again, this time
with the pianist taking a turn at the lead. A slide show appears in the
background, showing pictures of the subject of the song.
Charlie Foster
(Mamma Mia)
I've been horny for you for a very long time --
I'm on fire for you, and I must make you mine
Look at me now, I just can't sit down!
Breeches are tight, they never just fit quite right
When- ev-er Charlie's in sight!
With one kiss my head is up in the shrouds
One more kiss and I am up in the clouds, w-o-o-o-oh
Charlie Foster, you delicious man
My, my, when can I drink of you?
Charlie Foster, you must understand -
My, my passion's raging for you
Aye, I've been stiff and aching
Hard since our last leave-taking
Fie, fie, never again leave me so!
Charlie Foster, my attentions grow
My, my, I must have you e'er you go!
I've been thinking of you and the things that you do
Mem'ries are all I have 'til again I see you
Though far apart, you are ever here
I think on you, and the feelings are all too clear
Your presence is ever near
With one kiss my head is up in the shrouds
One more kiss and I am up in the clouds, w-o-o-o-oh
Charlie Foster, you delicious man
My, my, when can I drink of you?
Charlie Foster, you must understand -
My, my passion's raging for you
Aye, I've been stiff and aching
Hard since our last leave-taking
Fie, fie, never again leave me so!
Charlie Foster, just let me ask
Why, why did for you I tumble
Charlie Foster, for it's no great task
To love you when you grumble!
Charlie Foster, you delicious man
My, my, when can I drink of you?
Charlie Foster, you must understand -
My, my passion's raging for you
Aye, I've been stiff and aching
Hard since our last leave-taking
Fie, fie, never again leave me so!
Charlie Foster, my attentions grow
My, my, I must have you e'er you go!
A surprise announcement: Ladies and . . . <ahem> ladies, we present
Captain Charlie Dreadnought Foster, here tonight to sing his response to
the last song!!!
The pianist has a stunned look on his face as the guest joins him on
stage, sweeping him into a long lusty kiss. When he releases the
musician, the guest comes to centre stage and borrows a mike from one of
the singers, who then joins the other to sing backup. At a cue from the
guest, the music starts. The guest has a grin teasing his lips and a
twinkle in his eyes throughout the song.
Ned Pellew
(Voulez-Vous)
Ships are everywhere
Crowds of tall-masts that 're puncturing the air
Reminding my heart
Of love that lasts however long we are apart
On seeing you again, the lust does start, I want you so!
Master of my sea
My lover once before, and now I'm back to get some more
You know who I mean!
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
Take me now, oh please! (ah-ha)
Now we have a chance (ah-ha)
Let us celebrate romance
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
It's no big surprise (ah-ha)
Our love I can't rue (ah-ha)
I'm devoted to Pellew. . .
Ned Pellew...
I do crave his hand
For the man's got the gentlest touch on sea or land
When he touches me
I lose e-very grip -- on reality,
On seeing him again, I lose my fear, I know no pain
Master of my sea
He rules all my heart and my plots to him do I chart
Captain all supreme!
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
Take me now, oh please! (ah-ha)
Now we have a chance (ah-ha)
Let us celebrate romance
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
It's no big surprise (ah-ha)
Our love I can't rue (ah-ha)
I'm devoted to Pellew. . .
On seeing him again, I lose my fear, I know no pain
Master of my sea
He rules all my heart and my plots to him do I chart
Captain all supreme!
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
Take me now, oh please! (ah-ha)
Now we have a chance (ah-ha)
Let us celebrate romance
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
It's no big surprise (ah-ha)
Our love I can't rue (ah-ha)
I'm devoted to Pellew. . .
Ned Pellew...
Ned Pellew (ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha)
Ned Pellew (ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha)
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
Take me now, oh please! (ah-ha)
Now we have a chance (ah-ha)
Let us celebrate romance
Ned Pellew (ah-ha)
(fade)
The guest has left the stage, after giving the pianist one last hug. As
the audience settles down, the singer with the brown curls grabs his
mike and moves into the centre of the stage. As the music continues, he
slowly turns and walks towards the pianist, until by the end of the
song, he is standing close beside him, singing right to him. . .
Please Feed it all to Me
(Lay All Your Love On Me)
Horatio
I wasn't satisfied 'fore we met
Now I'm enjoying all the love-making I can get
I'm insatiable, isn't it nice?
Performing every single position more than twice.
All the things we do
To please me and you,
All through the night, it's such de-light!
I beg of you...
Don't go wasting that erection
Please feed it all to me
So generously your big cock gave
I fell in love with it, Edward, I became your slave
My feelings for you have only grown
Your kiss and touch can always make me writhe and moan
I hunger for your kiss
It's you I most miss
When my du-ty, parts us at sea
I want that bliss ....
Don't go wasting that erection
Please feed it all to me
Sir, don't make me feel dejection
Please give it all to me
I've had a few horny dreams of you
They left me aching and tense, I don't know what to do
I used to seek out your company
My raging lust made mere friendship into mockery
I hunger for your kiss
It's you I most miss
When my du-ty, parts us at sea
I want that bliss ....
Don't go wasting that erection
Please feed it all to me
Sir, don't make me feel dejection
Please give it all to me
(repeat)
At this point, the rest of the concert is cancelled, as the pianist has
grabbed the young singer and rushed him off stage!!! <VEG>
THE END
